Source: wonko-the-sane
lolol
Naoko Ito - Trapped Nature
Cheez-It crusted baked chicken breasts. Do want.
This makes my OCD so happy…
WEEPING ANGEL, YOU ARE DRUNK.
(via liamdryden)
“All I want is a heart”
hahahahaha i love him. he never ceases to make me laugh.
(via wwiao)
Source: quizzicalcee
Herro. I'm Desiree. I'm 26, married, and a college student. Stuck between anonymity and wanting to bear my soul to the world.
IT’S COOL. IT WAS ONLY MY 30TH BIRTHDAY. WHY WOULD ANYONE SHOW UP?
I’M JUST GOING TO PUT ON ADELE AND PRETEND TO CHASE ALL THE ANTS ON THIS DUVET...
I DON’T APPRECIATE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE.
SOMEONE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. THIS IS THE ONLY FACT WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT. LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF...
ASPARAGUS? WHAT THE HELL IS ASPARAGUS, EARL? AND WHY ARE YOU BUYING THINGS FROM MEXICANS ON THE ROADSIDE? DON’T YOU KNOW THEY’RE STEALING ALL THE...
IF YOU SAY ‘I COULD CARE LESS’ THAT MEANS, AND I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, THAT YOU COULD CARE LESS THAN YOU CURRENTLY DO. THAT IS...
